【LGBT/中英双语/原创译文】Him - Sarina Bowen, Elle Kennedy (Chapter 1)(9)

卡塞尔的表情一下子有点僵。
我说完就反悔了，“对不起，额……当我没说。”
他叹了口气，咬了咬牙说，“没事，妈的，其实你说的挺对，我们没结婚。”他又呢喃地说了写什么，我没听清。
“What?”
“I said…not yet, anyway.”
“Not yet?” I echo in horror. “For fuck’s sake, man, please, please tell me you aren’t engaged to that girl.”
“No,” he says quickly. Then he lowers his voice again. “But she keeps saying how she wants me to propose.”
“你说什么？”
“我说，至少现在还没”
“现在还没？”我吓了一跳，“你这要吓死我啊，别告诉你们俩已经订婚了？”
“没有”他立马否定，但马上又低声说着，“但是她一直说着想让我求婚。”
Propose? The thought makes my skin crawl. Goddamn it, I’m gonna be the best man at their wedding, I just know it.
Is it possible to make a wedding toast without acknowledging the bride?
求婚？想到这个词就让我起鸡皮疙瘩。天啊，我要在婚礼上当他们的伴郎，百分之百的。
有没有可能伴郎婚宴做辞时，完全不称赞新娘的？
Luckily, Coach O’Connor marches into the room before this insane conversation with Cassel can make my mind spin any harder.
The room falls silent at his entrance. Coach is…commanding. Nah. Make that terrifying. Six-five, perpetual scowl, and a head he shaves not because he’s balding, but because he just likes looking like a scary motherfucker.