自译 契诃夫短篇小说 老虎发威（下）(9)
2023-04-28 来源:百合文库
我在婚礼现场。留下最后这几句话的时候，我朋友正在边上催我呢。你们把我想得太好欺负了！我可不是没脾气的人！老虎一发威你们就知道了！敢让我和人成家无异于把她往火坑里送。瞧好吧！瞧好吧！
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And so, I am married. Everybody congratulates me and Varenka keeps clinging to me and saying:
就这样，我结婚了。大家都跟我道喜，娅宁还是压在我胳膊上，说道：
“Now you are mine, mine; do you understand that? Tell me that you love me!” And her nose swells as she says it.
“你是我的了，我的了，快说你爱我！你说呀！”她说着话鼻孔一张一张的。
I learn from my best man that the wounded officer has very cleverly escaped the snares of Hymen. He showed the variegated young lady a medical certificate that owing to the wound in his temple he was at times mentally deranged and incapable of contracting a valid marriage. An inspiration! I might have got a certificate too. An uncle of mine drank himself to death, another uncle was extremely absent-minded (on one occasion he put a lady’s muff on his head in mistake for his hat), an aunt of mine played a great deal on the piano, and used to put out her tongue at gentlemen she did not like. And my ungovernable temper is a very suspicious symptom.
我从朋友那儿听说那位大爷就巧妙逃过了钓女婿的套儿。他直接拿出医学证明，说自己负伤后心理受创，无法签订婚约。好计策啊！早知道我也搞一张去了。首先说我有家族病史：我有个叔叔喝酒喝死了，还有个叔叔是个马大哈（有次他把女人的暖手筒当帽子戴了），我有个婶婶天天弹钢琴，一遇见不顺眼的男的就冲人伸舌头。其次我这个暴脾气很可以算作有病。
But why do these great ideas always come too late? Why?
我后悔啊！这些好办法我怎么早就没想到呢？
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And so, I am married. Everybody congratulates me and Varenka keeps clinging to me and saying:
就这样，我结婚了。大家都跟我道喜，娅宁还是压在我胳膊上，说道：
“Now you are mine, mine; do you understand that? Tell me that you love me!” And her nose swells as she says it.
“你是我的了，我的了，快说你爱我！你说呀！”她说着话鼻孔一张一张的。
I learn from my best man that the wounded officer has very cleverly escaped the snares of Hymen. He showed the variegated young lady a medical certificate that owing to the wound in his temple he was at times mentally deranged and incapable of contracting a valid marriage. An inspiration! I might have got a certificate too. An uncle of mine drank himself to death, another uncle was extremely absent-minded (on one occasion he put a lady’s muff on his head in mistake for his hat), an aunt of mine played a great deal on the piano, and used to put out her tongue at gentlemen she did not like. And my ungovernable temper is a very suspicious symptom.
我从朋友那儿听说那位大爷就巧妙逃过了钓女婿的套儿。他直接拿出医学证明，说自己负伤后心理受创，无法签订婚约。好计策啊！早知道我也搞一张去了。首先说我有家族病史：我有个叔叔喝酒喝死了，还有个叔叔是个马大哈（有次他把女人的暖手筒当帽子戴了），我有个婶婶天天弹钢琴，一遇见不顺眼的男的就冲人伸舌头。其次我这个暴脾气很可以算作有病。
But why do these great ideas always come too late? Why?
我后悔啊！这些好办法我怎么早就没想到呢？
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