【LGBT/中英双语/原创译文】Him - Sarina Bowen, Elle Kennedy (Chapter 3)(8)

“你？真是意外呢。”
“我懂，好吧？”
I scan the row of storefronts. They’re full of the Boston tourist crap that is usually invisible to me: toy lobsters, Bruins pennants, Freedom Trail T-shirts. Something here would definitely fit the bill for what I have in mind.
“C’mon.” I wave Cassel into the cheesiest store and start scanning the shelves. Everything is garish as hell. I pick up a bobblehead doll of Paul Revere and then put it down.
我扫了眼这排店铺门面，都是波士顿旅游纪念品，我从来没有正面看过。什么玩具龙虾，棕熊队的锦旗，自由之路的T恤。这里应该有我想要买的东西。
“走了”，我推着卡塞尔进了家最俗气的商店，开始扫视着货架。所有东西都特别花哨。我拿起一个Paul Revere的大头娃娃看了眼，又放了下去，
“These are funny,” Cassel says. He’s holding a box of Red Sox condoms.
I laugh before I think better of the idea. “True. But that’s not what I’m looking for.” Whatever I choose, it cannot have anything to do with sex. We used to send each other all sorts of gag gifts—the dirtier the better.
But not this time.
“这些还挺有趣的”，卡塞尔手里拿着一盒波士顿红袜队的安全套说着。
我没怎么细想就笑了起来，“没错，但不是我要的。”不管我选什么，可不能与啪啪啪相关。我们以前倒是随便，怎么污怎么来。