Just a bet 第一章（上） 中英译文(5)

这个赌局并没有他的朋友们想象的那么糟糕，如果他输了，他就只是穿着一条带花边的红色丁字裤参加毕业典礼而已。他对自己的皮肤很自信，对自己的身体很自信，所有的学生都看到过他穿泳裤的样子，但是正是这件事促使他鼓起勇气去对付这个野兽般的女孩。
They didn’t believe in how great he was, how undefeatable he was, how desirable he was to the female student body, fuckers, he even had the lesbians charmed thanks to his stellar performance during their international women’s day bake sale, he made several batches of brownies and cupcakes, donated free of charge.
他们不相信他有多了不起，他有多不可战胜，他对女学生有多大吸引力，操，他甚至迷倒了女同性恋。这多亏了他在国际妇女节烘焙义卖会上的出色表现，他做了几批布朗尼和纸杯蛋糕，免费捐赠。

They even had fun little ♀ symbols on them, hand drawn, each one, in frosting, he was very proud of himself.
它们甚至还在上面点缀了有趣的♀标志，每一个都是手绘的，都是糖霜做的，他为自己感到非常骄傲。
He could do this, he could get one femininity-challenged midget to fall for him, right? Of course, he could, he’d do it as easily as he breathed, no problem what-so-ever. “She’s not a lesbian right?” He just had to make sure, the Lesbians loved him yes, but they wouldn’t date him… of course he’d never asked. Maybe they would!
他可以做到，他可以让一个没有女人味的侏儒爱上他，对吧？当然，他可以，他可以像呼吸一样轻松地做到，没有任何问题。“她不是同性恋吧?”他只是想确定，女同性恋也会爱他，没错，但是她们不会和他约会... 当然他从来没有问过。也许她们会的！