第十五章：“你响了，夫人？”(20)
‘That’s r-r-right, you ignorant Alvinsmen! Toothless is the Last Lost Thing, and he’s the B-B-BEST ONE!’ Toothless shouted up from below. ‘One hundred and thirty three thousand, four hundred and eighty-SEVEN bottles… h-h-hanging on a wall…’
‘I’m very tempted to lose him again right now,’ said the second Alvinsman climbing up out of the hatch. ‘He threw up that lunch of yours down my waistcoat and he bit me right on the nose…’ The Second Alvinsman had never been attractive, but he was even less pretty now with his nose swelling up to twice its normal size.
Well, you shouldn’t go around kidnapping other people’s dragons, should you? thought Hiccup with satisfaction.
BANG! One of Camicazi’s pebbles hit something explosive in the distance, as the sound of the Hooligan National Anthem rang around the cavern.
‘Do you think that’s the Dragonmarkers attacking us?’ said the first Alvinsman.
‘It must be,’ replied the second Alvinsman. ‘I’d recognise Valhallarama’s singing voice anywhere. Very Vicious better hurry back with reinforcements. If we get attacked by Dragonmarkers, we can’t defend the Things all on our own…’
‘I’m very tempted to lose him again right now,’ said the second Alvinsman climbing up out of the hatch. ‘He threw up that lunch of yours down my waistcoat and he bit me right on the nose…’ The Second Alvinsman had never been attractive, but he was even less pretty now with his nose swelling up to twice its normal size.
Well, you shouldn’t go around kidnapping other people’s dragons, should you? thought Hiccup with satisfaction.
BANG! One of Camicazi’s pebbles hit something explosive in the distance, as the sound of the Hooligan National Anthem rang around the cavern.
‘Do you think that’s the Dragonmarkers attacking us?’ said the first Alvinsman.
‘It must be,’ replied the second Alvinsman. ‘I’d recognise Valhallarama’s singing voice anywhere. Very Vicious better hurry back with reinforcements. If we get attacked by Dragonmarkers, we can’t defend the Things all on our own…’
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