第六章：艾尔文·穷而诚实之农夫的故事(5)
史图依克缩了一下他的肚子，掰了掰他的肌肉。他总是暗自幻想自己戴着一对耳环。
“我会去的！”他喊道。
“毛霍里根人听令！”他吼道。“我将带领你们去寻找我们祖先的宝藏！”
“这太疯狂了！”小嗝嗝叫道。“谁敢在那岛上踏足一下，马上就会被活生生地吃掉！想都别想，这简直就是自杀！”
每个人都在拼命欢呼，根本听不到小嗝嗝。
“荣耀和财富都将属于我们，”史图依克微笑着，重重地拍着艾尔文的后背。
“嗨，我们完了……”小嗝嗝自言自语道。
6. THE TALE OF ALVIN THE POOR-BUT-HONEST FARMER
The whole of the Tribe of Hairy Hooligans sat round-eyed, in silence, as Alvin settled himself into Stoick's throne and told his Tale.
"I was put in the coffin," began Alvin, "by some very rude people who not only disbelieved the Tale I am about to tell you but also suspected me of being a common thief. They dumped me over the side of the Harbor on their island with a lot of rude laughter...."
"Meatheads," said Stoick knowledgeably. "Were they led by a tall chap, one eye, bad breath, answers to the name of Mogadon?"
“我会去的！”他喊道。
“毛霍里根人听令！”他吼道。“我将带领你们去寻找我们祖先的宝藏！”
“这太疯狂了！”小嗝嗝叫道。“谁敢在那岛上踏足一下，马上就会被活生生地吃掉！想都别想，这简直就是自杀！”
每个人都在拼命欢呼，根本听不到小嗝嗝。
“荣耀和财富都将属于我们，”史图依克微笑着，重重地拍着艾尔文的后背。
“嗨，我们完了……”小嗝嗝自言自语道。
6. THE TALE OF ALVIN THE POOR-BUT-HONEST FARMER
The whole of the Tribe of Hairy Hooligans sat round-eyed, in silence, as Alvin settled himself into Stoick's throne and told his Tale.
"I was put in the coffin," began Alvin, "by some very rude people who not only disbelieved the Tale I am about to tell you but also suspected me of being a common thief. They dumped me over the side of the Harbor on their island with a lot of rude laughter...."
"Meatheads," said Stoick knowledgeably. "Were they led by a tall chap, one eye, bad breath, answers to the name of Mogadon?"
第五人格约瑟夫和卡尔的故事
