英语笑话(二)(2)
2023-03-27英语笑话 来源:百合文库
和老婆一起去逛珠宝店。老婆说：“老公，等我30岁，你就给我买那个24克的黄金手链，好不好？”我吓出了一身冷汗，但是我马上满脸柔情拉着她的手说：“老婆，你在我心中永远都是18岁！”
I didn’t feel well today. After I got home from work, I lay in the bed. My husband got home from work and saw I didn’t cook, so he asked me, “Honey, you don’t feel well?” I answered, “I can’t move right now. I can’t walk.” He comforted me, “Don’t worry about cooking.” Just when I thought he was so sweet, he continued, “I will carry you to the kitchen.”
今天身体不舒服，下班后便浑身无力躺在了床上。老公下班回家后，看到我还没做饭，便关切地问道：“老婆，身体不舒服吗？”我难受地说道：“我现在一点力气都没有，走都走不动了！”他安慰道：“做饭的事不用愁！”没想到老公还挺体贴的，我正要开口，他接着说道：“我一会把你背到厨房！”
One day, I was playing the woman before my boyfriend. Here’s the conversation:Me: Honey, haven’t you had a sense of achievement since we have become lovers?Boyfriend: What sense of achievement?Me: Don’t you think keeping me can not only show your manhood but also satisfy your desire of protecting me? Just like keeping a pet?Boyfriend: Can you call a Tibetan Mastiff pet?I want to kill him...
一天，我跟男友撒娇。对话如下？我：亲爱的，你和我在一起是不是很有成就感？男友：啥成就？我：你不觉得养着我既能体现你男人的一面，又能满足你的保护欲，就像养只宠物一样？男友：藏獒也算宠物啊？顿时，我杀他的心都有了！
I asked a girl out and she refused. Later I heard that she liked League of Legends, so I started to play the game too.... After two months, I totally forgot her.
I didn’t feel well today. After I got home from work, I lay in the bed. My husband got home from work and saw I didn’t cook, so he asked me, “Honey, you don’t feel well?” I answered, “I can’t move right now. I can’t walk.” He comforted me, “Don’t worry about cooking.” Just when I thought he was so sweet, he continued, “I will carry you to the kitchen.”
今天身体不舒服，下班后便浑身无力躺在了床上。老公下班回家后，看到我还没做饭，便关切地问道：“老婆，身体不舒服吗？”我难受地说道：“我现在一点力气都没有，走都走不动了！”他安慰道：“做饭的事不用愁！”没想到老公还挺体贴的，我正要开口，他接着说道：“我一会把你背到厨房！”
One day, I was playing the woman before my boyfriend. Here’s the conversation:Me: Honey, haven’t you had a sense of achievement since we have become lovers?Boyfriend: What sense of achievement?Me: Don’t you think keeping me can not only show your manhood but also satisfy your desire of protecting me? Just like keeping a pet?Boyfriend: Can you call a Tibetan Mastiff pet?I want to kill him...
一天，我跟男友撒娇。对话如下？我：亲爱的，你和我在一起是不是很有成就感？男友：啥成就？我：你不觉得养着我既能体现你男人的一面，又能满足你的保护欲，就像养只宠物一样？男友：藏獒也算宠物啊？顿时，我杀他的心都有了！
I asked a girl out and she refused. Later I heard that she liked League of Legends, so I started to play the game too.... After two months, I totally forgot her.
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