英语笑话(一)(4)
2023-03-27英语笑话 来源:百合文库
我问我爹：“爹，为什么我不是富二代而是个穷二代？你年轻的时候怎么那么不努力？”我爹脸色剧变，对我说：“其实你并不是穷二代，有些事情该告诉你了。”我心想，我就知道我爹不是一个普通人。这时，高潮来了，我爹把家谱打开了，“你看，你不是穷二代，你是穷八代。”
When we were young, my brother and I stole some money from our parents to buy something to eat. Then our parents found it out and asked us to repeat the scene. I pointed to a 50 yuan note and said to my brother, “Look, let’s take the money and buy something to eat, OK?” My brother answered, “No, brother, we can’t do this.”
小时候一一次，跟弟弟商量着偷家里的钱买东西吃，结果被爸妈发现了，他们要求我们“案情”重演。我指着五十元钱说：“弟弟，你看，我们别让爸妈知道，把钱偷去买东西吃吧？”这货居然来了句：“不，哥哥，我们不能这样。”
When we were young, my brother and I stole some money from our parents to buy something to eat. Then our parents found it out and asked us to repeat the scene. I pointed to a 50 yuan note and said to my brother, “Look, let’s take the money and buy something to eat, OK?” My brother answered, “No, brother, we can’t do this.”
小时候一一次，跟弟弟商量着偷家里的钱买东西吃，结果被爸妈发现了，他们要求我们“案情”重演。我指着五十元钱说：“弟弟，你看，我们别让爸妈知道，把钱偷去买东西吃吧？”这货居然来了句：“不，哥哥，我们不能这样。”
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