英语笑话(一)(2)
2023-03-27英语笑话 来源:百合文库
小时候一一次学校要求买学习资料，实际上是12块钱，我为了让自己一些零花钱，一张嘴就向老妈开口要了20块钱。结果，老妈不相信我，就去隔壁问了我同班同学赵军。当时我就想，这下糟了，肯定要被打死。很快，老妈回来了，她瞪了我一眼：“上课时你肯定没认真听课。”我正准备哭着承认错误，我妈接着说道：“赵军说了，你们让交50。”我当时惊呆了！
My wife and I chatted at home. My wife said,”The divorce rate is really high nowadays. Many couples tend to divorce when they quarrelled. Look at us. We’ve been married for more than ten years and we have had lots of conflicts but you never want to get a divorce. I’m really grateful for that!” After she finished, I said,”Do you think I’m a fool? How could I possibly afford another wedding when the price is so high!”
在家没事儿，老婆和我闲聊。老婆说：“现在离婚率这么高，身边的朋友，两口子一吵架就提离婚，你看咋俩，结婚都十多年了，也没少吵架，你却一次也没提，我真感动啊！”话刚说完，我来一句：“你当我傻啊？就现在这物价，离了还能娶得起媳妇吗？”
My friend is a funny dude. Once when he was in hospital, he asked his doctor,”Doctor, just tell me the truth. I’m going to die soon, right?” The doctor said to him, “Who told you that? Don’t trouble yourself with that nonsense!” He said,”Don’t lie to me. I know everything. Yesterday when the lead doctor came in for the rounds, I was reading the newspaper, He said to me with a funny tone, ‘Wow, reading the serial, huh?’ It sounds like I don’t need to waste my time on the serial anymore.”
My wife and I chatted at home. My wife said,”The divorce rate is really high nowadays. Many couples tend to divorce when they quarrelled. Look at us. We’ve been married for more than ten years and we have had lots of conflicts but you never want to get a divorce. I’m really grateful for that!” After she finished, I said,”Do you think I’m a fool? How could I possibly afford another wedding when the price is so high!”
在家没事儿，老婆和我闲聊。老婆说：“现在离婚率这么高，身边的朋友，两口子一吵架就提离婚，你看咋俩，结婚都十多年了，也没少吵架，你却一次也没提，我真感动啊！”话刚说完，我来一句：“你当我傻啊？就现在这物价，离了还能娶得起媳妇吗？”
My friend is a funny dude. Once when he was in hospital, he asked his doctor,”Doctor, just tell me the truth. I’m going to die soon, right?” The doctor said to him, “Who told you that? Don’t trouble yourself with that nonsense!” He said,”Don’t lie to me. I know everything. Yesterday when the lead doctor came in for the rounds, I was reading the newspaper, He said to me with a funny tone, ‘Wow, reading the serial, huh?’ It sounds like I don’t need to waste my time on the serial anymore.”
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