【生肉搬运】Shrike伯劳鸟 第二章(2)
George jerked forwards, making the tight rope dig into the other god’s skin. The war god retaliated by thrashing around until his elbow connected with George’s side. In response, George forcefully threw his head back; their skulls connected with a dull thud.
“Ow.” George gritted his teeth as pain reverberated through his bones. “Should’ve expected you to have a head of bricks.”
“Boo fucking hoo,” the war god spat. “Maybe instead of whining, you can help me get us the fuck out of this mess.”
“Do you mean the mess you started?”
“That is irrelevant to the conversation at hand.”
“Irrelevant to the fact that it’s definitely your damn fault that we’re tied over a pit full of spikes that will definitely skewer us if we fall?”
The war god was quiet, possibly as he assessed the aforementioned pit of spikes far below them. As far as pits go, George had to admit it was formidable; it was deep enough that even the fall would deal a lot of damage, not even mentioning the stakes sharpened so thoroughly that George couldn’t help but begrudgingly admire the handiwork.
“Ow.” George gritted his teeth as pain reverberated through his bones. “Should’ve expected you to have a head of bricks.”
“Boo fucking hoo,” the war god spat. “Maybe instead of whining, you can help me get us the fuck out of this mess.”
“Do you mean the mess you started?”
“That is irrelevant to the conversation at hand.”
“Irrelevant to the fact that it’s definitely your damn fault that we’re tied over a pit full of spikes that will definitely skewer us if we fall?”
The war god was quiet, possibly as he assessed the aforementioned pit of spikes far below them. As far as pits go, George had to admit it was formidable; it was deep enough that even the fall would deal a lot of damage, not even mentioning the stakes sharpened so thoroughly that George couldn’t help but begrudgingly admire the handiwork.