外卖骑手等餐趣事(5)

me: "i don't wanna die, i don't even get married yet."
Mei Tuan guy: "hell, marriage is not a big deal."
me:" buddy, easy for you to say, you don't know, they've been saying mean things to unmarried guy like me. "
Mei Tuan guy: "i know."
me :"no, you don't, they said there's something wrong with me. "

Mei Tuan guy: "i know."
me( emotionally): "no, you don't, they said if a guy like me, over thirty, still not get married, his life will be hopeless, unsuccessful, terrible...."
Mei Tuan guy: "i'm not married yet."
me: "......oh, sorry."
(silence.....)
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me:"uhhh, cooking speed is too slow. isn't it? "