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2024-03-26幽默段子 来源:百合文库
he went on :" give it more time, now,you feel you're doing better than you were, right? "
me: " yeah, but i also feel my hearing isn't so good now. "
Mei Tuan guy :" listen music? "
me : " yeah, you know 鹿晗's songs? they're my favourite."
Mei Tuan guy: " of course i know, look."
i looked his phone.

外卖骑手等餐趣事


me: "whoa. dude, you're so..... dude, it's 张韶涵."
Mei Tuan guy: "oh, that's a man?! "
me: " dude, if you send that on internet, you're dead."
Mei Tuan guy: " really? promise me, don't tell anyone about that."
me: " yeah, definately."
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Mei Tuan guy: " hey, why do you still wear that helmet? you don't need to,you know? "

外卖骑手等餐趣事


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