白羽幻风的投诉信

白羽幻风的投诉信
假如你是白羽幻风，请你给经常用突击步枪迫害你的不吃鸡的路人写一封英文投诉信，恳请他不要再迫害你。
Dear Buchiji De Luren：
I am Baiyu Huanfeng.The reason why I write this letter to you is that I can’t endure your rude,lousy and gruesome behavior to me.
First of all,do not call me “foolish chimera”.This call has severely ruined my glorious profile as the regimental commander of Yong Ye regiment,although Yong Ye regiment only has two members:me and deputy regimental commander.
What’s more,do not use your assault rifle to shoot me.Your action is equal to provoking me, is a blasphemy and an insult for my dignity.