诡秘外国网友评论节选意译 - 【630-637】(8)
2023-10-28 来源:百合文库
Your secretary was slightly injured (we found it suspected of genital warts when doing circumcision)
But don't worry
He was just punished (and later found out that you just didn't wash it)
Then gradually approach the core of the accident
Your younger brother was fired (the amount of Blood loss exceeded during the operation)
But this is not my responsibility (please strictly follow the doctor's
advice)
Finally throw an explosive message
Your house is fried! Your wife blew up! (Finally, the nurse took the wrong surgical drope, so in fact we are doing a sex-change surgery for
you)
I tried my best (I wish you a happy life)
当有大事发生，而且你想要让某个人快速接受事实的情况下，克莱恩的话术值得你一学：
首先，聊一聊比较无关痛痒的事情，比如：
你的秘书受了轻伤（在您做包皮环切术的时候我们发现了疑似尖锐湿疣的症状）
但是不要担心，他已经收到了惩罚（然后之后我们发现您只是没好好洗那里）
然后慢慢推进到这场事故的核心部分：
你的弟弟被开除了（手术过程中出现大量失血）
但这个不是我的责任（请严格遵循医嘱）
最后，甩出一个爆炸性消息
你家被点了！你老婆炸了！（最后，护士看错了您的手术单，所以事实上我们为您做的是变性手术）
But don't worry
He was just punished (and later found out that you just didn't wash it)
Then gradually approach the core of the accident
Your younger brother was fired (the amount of Blood loss exceeded during the operation)
But this is not my responsibility (please strictly follow the doctor's
advice)
Finally throw an explosive message
Your house is fried! Your wife blew up! (Finally, the nurse took the wrong surgical drope, so in fact we are doing a sex-change surgery for
you)
I tried my best (I wish you a happy life)
当有大事发生，而且你想要让某个人快速接受事实的情况下，克莱恩的话术值得你一学：
首先，聊一聊比较无关痛痒的事情，比如：
你的秘书受了轻伤（在您做包皮环切术的时候我们发现了疑似尖锐湿疣的症状）
但是不要担心，他已经收到了惩罚（然后之后我们发现您只是没好好洗那里）
然后慢慢推进到这场事故的核心部分：
你的弟弟被开除了（手术过程中出现大量失血）
但这个不是我的责任（请严格遵循医嘱）
最后，甩出一个爆炸性消息
你家被点了！你老婆炸了！（最后，护士看错了您的手术单，所以事实上我们为您做的是变性手术）
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