第十四章：幸运之神眷顾阿尔文(13)
surely you cannot be Hiccup!’ ‘Yes,’ Hiccup shouted up through the large people who were boxing him in. ‘It is me!’ ‘But this is wonderful!’ cried Stoick joyfully, jumping up and down, trying to look over people’s heads. ‘Hiccup! You’re alive! I can’t tell you how relieved I am, my boy… I… I… I’m so sorry I didn’t recognise you… I can’t believe I didn’t recognise you…
’ ‘Well, I was wearing my disguise,’ Hiccup shouted back, to make him feel BETTER. He took off his Really-Not-Very-Cunning-Disguise of the eye patch, and wiped off the remains of the dirt with the end of his sleeve. He couldn’t remove the smell of course.
‘And I changed a bit because I got a little older… I came to see if I could help…’ ‘Less talking!’ yelled Alvin. ‘Don’t let the little rat talk, he’s always talking his way out of trouble. Pass him up to the front, there!’ The crowd around Hiccup picked him up and, hand to hand, passed him over everyone’s heads, up to the front where the witch and Alvin were standing. ‘Ah yes, Hiccup,’ said Stoick, trying not to breathe in as he passed over his head. ‘You’re looking well, but adolescence has hit you hard, my poor boy. The body odour can be bad in the teenage years…
’ ‘Well, I was wearing my disguise,’ Hiccup shouted back, to make him feel BETTER. He took off his Really-Not-Very-Cunning-Disguise of the eye patch, and wiped off the remains of the dirt with the end of his sleeve. He couldn’t remove the smell of course.
‘And I changed a bit because I got a little older… I came to see if I could help…’ ‘Less talking!’ yelled Alvin. ‘Don’t let the little rat talk, he’s always talking his way out of trouble. Pass him up to the front, there!’ The crowd around Hiccup picked him up and, hand to hand, passed him over everyone’s heads, up to the front where the witch and Alvin were standing. ‘Ah yes, Hiccup,’ said Stoick, trying not to breathe in as he passed over his head. ‘You’re looking well, but adolescence has hit you hard, my poor boy. The body odour can be bad in the teenage years…
第五人格阿尔瓦乙女
