第十章:小嗝嗝一生最糟糕的一天(9)
[Image: Dragon armor.]
"Who do you reckon would win if a Skullion was to fight a Bloody Crocoraptor in one-to-one combat?" chatted Wartihog.
"Oh, the Skullion would win EVERY TIME," replied Clueless. "No question. My father says the Skullion is one of the most vicious creatures on the planet. It'd just whip out that famous extra-long claw and swipe ... it'd be Goodnight Crocoraptor...."
[Image: Dragon glove.]
"Ah," said Wartihog craftily, "but what if the Skullion had one paw tied behind its back, who would win then?"
"Idiots," fumed Fishlegs. "Idiots!! I'm surrounded by people with seaweed for brains."
Other than the boys, there were about fifty adult pirates in the Skullion landing party, all of Stoick's biggest and finest Warriors. Alvin was cracking jokes, giving out hearty handshakes and patting everybody on the back.
"Who do you reckon would win if a Skullion was to fight a Bloody Crocoraptor in one-to-one combat?" chatted Wartihog.
"Oh, the Skullion would win EVERY TIME," replied Clueless. "No question. My father says the Skullion is one of the most vicious creatures on the planet. It'd just whip out that famous extra-long claw and swipe ... it'd be Goodnight Crocoraptor...."
[Image: Dragon glove.]
"Ah," said Wartihog craftily, "but what if the Skullion had one paw tied behind its back, who would win then?"
"Idiots," fumed Fishlegs. "Idiots!! I'm surrounded by people with seaweed for brains."
Other than the boys, there were about fifty adult pirates in the Skullion landing party, all of Stoick's biggest and finest Warriors. Alvin was cracking jokes, giving out hearty handshakes and patting everybody on the back.