The Opposite Girl（以前英语作业写的故事）
2023-04-27 来源:百合文库
一年多了哈哈哈哈哈
我以“苏禾”这个身份发的第一篇也有可能是唯一一篇文
我不想看着我最后一篇专栏挂的是个致歉信
正好最近翻以前的东西
翻到了我18年那个时候的“拖更利器”哈哈哈
就是我当时搞的微电影剧本
这个不是剧本，是原来的故事
和电影版有挺大出入的，但我更喜欢这个
里面有一些显而易见不可能发生的现实bug
但我觉得故事里的逻辑在故事里完全成立
废话太多开始吧
（封面为电影最后一个镜头）
没错就是这张高糊图，全程手机拍你说磕碜不磕碜
The Opposite Girl
A message from the outer space:
“This is E1’s diary book, Dr. Blanc, you said that you want this.”
My assistant ran inside and handed me a beautiful, purple diary book.
I grabbed the book from my assistant and started to read it carefully, I sighed when I read that diary.
“I’m still confused, Dr. Blanc, the experiment is already over, we’ve already have what we need, why do you still need E1’s diary—”
“That’s ridiculous!” I threw the diary book on the floor, with my eyes burning and myself trembling, “Earth is such a terrible place!”
My assistant turned white, he was sweating.
I think I should introduce myself first. As you readers are all humans, I’ll make sure that you can understand what I’m talking about. I am not someone living on Earth, actually, I’m what you guys said “aliens”. I am from about fifty-eight million lightyears away, from the Della Planet in what we called “Eye Galaxy”, and you know as “Galaxy KR-11”, and we call ourselves “Dellish”, just like you call yourselves “human”.
我以“苏禾”这个身份发的第一篇也有可能是唯一一篇文
我不想看着我最后一篇专栏挂的是个致歉信
正好最近翻以前的东西
翻到了我18年那个时候的“拖更利器”哈哈哈
就是我当时搞的微电影剧本
这个不是剧本，是原来的故事
和电影版有挺大出入的，但我更喜欢这个
里面有一些显而易见不可能发生的现实bug
但我觉得故事里的逻辑在故事里完全成立
废话太多开始吧
（封面为电影最后一个镜头）
没错就是这张高糊图，全程手机拍你说磕碜不磕碜
The Opposite Girl
A message from the outer space:
“This is E1’s diary book, Dr. Blanc, you said that you want this.”
My assistant ran inside and handed me a beautiful, purple diary book.
I grabbed the book from my assistant and started to read it carefully, I sighed when I read that diary.
“I’m still confused, Dr. Blanc, the experiment is already over, we’ve already have what we need, why do you still need E1’s diary—”
“That’s ridiculous!” I threw the diary book on the floor, with my eyes burning and myself trembling, “Earth is such a terrible place!”
My assistant turned white, he was sweating.
I think I should introduce myself first. As you readers are all humans, I’ll make sure that you can understand what I’m talking about. I am not someone living on Earth, actually, I’m what you guys said “aliens”. I am from about fifty-eight million lightyears away, from the Della Planet in what we called “Eye Galaxy”, and you know as “Galaxy KR-11”, and we call ourselves “Dellish”, just like you call yourselves “human”.
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