The Passage to Lusfield - 洛斯菲尔德之行(15)

All old men were focusing on their own handjobs. There were calls for tissue everywhere, which got the waiters (fortunately in white costumes) very busy. I stood silently and judge the situation to decide whether I shall merge with these lunatics and decided to separate myself from these maniacs a bit. 
I ordered the cheese hamburger and a pint of vodka, the only entree I could afford with all of my pocket spent on paying the parking fee. Then, I sat down beside the old man with the umbrella. Just as my ass touched the seat, his semen flew on top of my burger which got me immensely furious. He tried to calm me down and introduced himself as Dr. Burke, a college professor, which did achieve his goal somehow.