FlowerFell番外篇 Anything For You（6）(7)
“A comedian huh?” the man wasn’t an appreciator of puns it seemed, “you know what I’m fucking asking. I don’t see any skeleton kids around here, you aren’t gonna steal some poor kids and eat them or something?”
Was this guy serious? Sans chuckled, flashing his pointed teeth, “gotta get em young when the bones are soft.” This would probably only escalate the situation but it was funny pushing this asshole’s buttons, “human kids go great with mustard.”
“Don’t be a fucking sicko,” the man waved his boys away, “what are you doing here?”
“c’mon man i’m watchin’ my kids,” the fun had worn off, this was now needlessly annoying.
“I told you I don’t see any skeleton kids,” the man repeated like it was supposed to discredit Sans somehow.
“gee, i guess that means my kids don’t look like me huh?” if sarcasm could kill that man would be dead, “the kids with the buttercup clips are mine. it’s cold out so you’d think you’d have some chill.”
“poor kids,” the man sneered, “their mama has shitty taste in a step-daddy.”
Was this guy serious? Sans chuckled, flashing his pointed teeth, “gotta get em young when the bones are soft.” This would probably only escalate the situation but it was funny pushing this asshole’s buttons, “human kids go great with mustard.”
“Don’t be a fucking sicko,” the man waved his boys away, “what are you doing here?”
“c’mon man i’m watchin’ my kids,” the fun had worn off, this was now needlessly annoying.
“I told you I don’t see any skeleton kids,” the man repeated like it was supposed to discredit Sans somehow.
“gee, i guess that means my kids don’t look like me huh?” if sarcasm could kill that man would be dead, “the kids with the buttercup clips are mine. it’s cold out so you’d think you’d have some chill.”
“poor kids,” the man sneered, “their mama has shitty taste in a step-daddy.”
你是我的荣耀番外续写6
