FlowerFell番外篇 Unexpected(3)(7)
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“SANS DO YOU DO THIS TO PURPOSEFULLY ANGER ME?” Papyrus angrily motioned to a sock that had been placed on the floor of his living room.
“i’d say i’m pretty socksessful at pushing your buttons,” Sans chuckled, lazily lounging on his brother’s couch.
“DO YOU NOT HAVE YOUR OWN HOUSE TO BEFOUL? OR HAS YOUR FRISK WIFE KICKED YOU OUT FOR BEING SO HOPELESSLY DISGUSTING?” Papyrus rolled his eyes exaggeratedly, Sans had been here for a few minutes and had already managed to exasperate him.
“what, i can’t visit my favourite brother?” Sans feigned despair, “that hurts bro. you wound me!”
Papyrus sighed, picking up the discarded sock, “YOU WANT SOMETHING, I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN THAT. DO YOU WISH TO BASK IN MY GREATNESS? DO YOU MISS ME?”
“actually,” Sans paused to scratch the back of his skull, hunting for the proper words, “i have to tell you something pretty important pap.”
“WELL, GET ON WITH IT!” Papyrus crossed his arms, drumming his fingers impatiently on his humerus. “I DON’T HAVE THE LUXURY OF STANDING AROUND BEING A FOOL ALL DAY.”
“SANS DO YOU DO THIS TO PURPOSEFULLY ANGER ME?” Papyrus angrily motioned to a sock that had been placed on the floor of his living room.
“i’d say i’m pretty socksessful at pushing your buttons,” Sans chuckled, lazily lounging on his brother’s couch.
“DO YOU NOT HAVE YOUR OWN HOUSE TO BEFOUL? OR HAS YOUR FRISK WIFE KICKED YOU OUT FOR BEING SO HOPELESSLY DISGUSTING?” Papyrus rolled his eyes exaggeratedly, Sans had been here for a few minutes and had already managed to exasperate him.
“what, i can’t visit my favourite brother?” Sans feigned despair, “that hurts bro. you wound me!”
Papyrus sighed, picking up the discarded sock, “YOU WANT SOMETHING, I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN THAT. DO YOU WISH TO BASK IN MY GREATNESS? DO YOU MISS ME?”
“actually,” Sans paused to scratch the back of his skull, hunting for the proper words, “i have to tell you something pretty important pap.”
“WELL, GET ON WITH IT!” Papyrus crossed his arms, drumming his fingers impatiently on his humerus. “I DON’T HAVE THE LUXURY OF STANDING AROUND BEING A FOOL ALL DAY.”