FlowerFell番外篇 Unexpected(4)(6)
Sans wasn’t much for this sort of thing but was polite none the less, “cute.”
“Get a good wallet with lots of photo slots, also, don’t go back with only what she asked for,” the man began to dispense wisdom whether Sans wanted it or not, “if monster women are the same as human women you need to go the extra mile because they really are miserable. Foot rubs and back rubs, get her a heating blanket or hot water bottle, tell her she’s beautiful.”
Sans shifted uncomfortably, “thanks man, i appreciate it. they’re, uh, five months almost six?”
The man’s eyes lit up, “heeeey my wife too! Cool beans, I’m from around here so maybe our kids will get to know each other!” the man gently patted Sans on the arm then immediately sensing his obvious discomfort he backed up, “well, I should get back home, it’s late and she’s going to be worried about me. See you around man, good luck.” He turned to pick up his basket of ice cream and take it to the counter.
The cashier looked up from her video game and raised an eyebrow, “seriously, dude that’s like all the ice cream. The hell…?” they looked like they were familiar with each other, the girl giving the man a bonk on the head.
“Get a good wallet with lots of photo slots, also, don’t go back with only what she asked for,” the man began to dispense wisdom whether Sans wanted it or not, “if monster women are the same as human women you need to go the extra mile because they really are miserable. Foot rubs and back rubs, get her a heating blanket or hot water bottle, tell her she’s beautiful.”
Sans shifted uncomfortably, “thanks man, i appreciate it. they’re, uh, five months almost six?”
The man’s eyes lit up, “heeeey my wife too! Cool beans, I’m from around here so maybe our kids will get to know each other!” the man gently patted Sans on the arm then immediately sensing his obvious discomfort he backed up, “well, I should get back home, it’s late and she’s going to be worried about me. See you around man, good luck.” He turned to pick up his basket of ice cream and take it to the counter.
The cashier looked up from her video game and raised an eyebrow, “seriously, dude that’s like all the ice cream. The hell…?” they looked like they were familiar with each other, the girl giving the man a bonk on the head.