THE TALE OF THE ZUMPANGO JUNGLE:CH1 THE WEAKEST LINK(2)
2023-12-01 来源:百合文库
2000 years later……
’Stop, you obnoxious, disgusting, stinky, silly, annoying boys!’ Zelda and Annabeth cried out loud. Mario and Link chased each other around like a lion chasing a rabbit.They ignored the girls…… and crashed into Percy. ‘Hey, you squid brians! ‘ he howled. ‘That hurts!’ ‘Ooooo, I didn’t know links hit seaweed!’ Annabeth teased. The five un-peaceful friends walked into the jungle. ‘Hey, Mario! Guess what is as thick as a bazillion sheets and can cover the universe !’ Percy smiled. ‘Okay, it’s…
…fur?.’ Mario replied, puzzled. ‘Hahahaha, hohoho hehehe!’ Percy laughed and rolled on the floor like a beach ball.’ It’s your moustache,Mario!’ Mario was so angry by then you could see steam coming out of his ears. He roared ferociously and threatened Percy, ‘ I will stick YOUR sword through my brain as well as the Master sword. Take that, sticky seaweed!’ Percy sighed. ‘Well, it will be interesting anyway to see a sword sticking out ‘o’ yar brain, Mario.’ Mario was very annoyed. He gritted his teeth. Percy jeered at him and walked sneering away, muttering ‘ Even the Harry Potter dude is better at arguing with me!’ ‘That’s it! I said, THAT’S IT! IT’S OVER!’ Mario yelled, stormed over to Percy, and messed around with his sword, aka ballpoint pen. The others gasped at him as Mario sucked on the pen —— and drank the ink. Suddenly, with a mega loud POP POP POPPING the pen exploded! Ink squirted everywhere——and in the middle stood a black flamingo! Suddenly the flamingo’s beak fell off—— it was actually Mario. The ‘beak’ was the sword and the flamingo was Mario. Annabeth sighed and shook her head. Zelda tried to stifle a laugh and slapped her forehead. Link shrugged and crept away. Percy started to whistle and looked around (as if nothing in this mess was his fault) and wandered around. Suddenly he sprinted off. ‘Have ta go! See ya guys!’ ‘Ugh! ‘ Annabeth hissed and stomped off to a wild goose chase—— oops, I mean Percy chase. I know, I know, a good chapter is supposed to be walking into the sunset, but this emm, ‘special’ chapter ended in a wild,oops, I mean Percy chase. No, it’s not ending yet. Soon, the five unfriendly friends actually managed to find each other! But the fight didn’t end. (Though this chapter is about to end) Well, the friends walked off—— into the blazing hot, scorchingly burning sun. (I dunno if that counts as a sunset/good ending though.) P.S. written by Angel and fixed by ￠YNTHIA PPS well maybe sometimes the order changes. We will update everyday.
’Stop, you obnoxious, disgusting, stinky, silly, annoying boys!’ Zelda and Annabeth cried out loud. Mario and Link chased each other around like a lion chasing a rabbit.They ignored the girls…… and crashed into Percy. ‘Hey, you squid brians! ‘ he howled. ‘That hurts!’ ‘Ooooo, I didn’t know links hit seaweed!’ Annabeth teased. The five un-peaceful friends walked into the jungle. ‘Hey, Mario! Guess what is as thick as a bazillion sheets and can cover the universe !’ Percy smiled. ‘Okay, it’s…
…fur?.’ Mario replied, puzzled. ‘Hahahaha, hohoho hehehe!’ Percy laughed and rolled on the floor like a beach ball.’ It’s your moustache,Mario!’ Mario was so angry by then you could see steam coming out of his ears. He roared ferociously and threatened Percy, ‘ I will stick YOUR sword through my brain as well as the Master sword. Take that, sticky seaweed!’ Percy sighed. ‘Well, it will be interesting anyway to see a sword sticking out ‘o’ yar brain, Mario.’ Mario was very annoyed. He gritted his teeth. Percy jeered at him and walked sneering away, muttering ‘ Even the Harry Potter dude is better at arguing with me!’ ‘That’s it! I said, THAT’S IT! IT’S OVER!’ Mario yelled, stormed over to Percy, and messed around with his sword, aka ballpoint pen. The others gasped at him as Mario sucked on the pen —— and drank the ink. Suddenly, with a mega loud POP POP POPPING the pen exploded! Ink squirted everywhere——and in the middle stood a black flamingo! Suddenly the flamingo’s beak fell off—— it was actually Mario. The ‘beak’ was the sword and the flamingo was Mario. Annabeth sighed and shook her head. Zelda tried to stifle a laugh and slapped her forehead. Link shrugged and crept away. Percy started to whistle and looked around (as if nothing in this mess was his fault) and wandered around. Suddenly he sprinted off. ‘Have ta go! See ya guys!’ ‘Ugh! ‘ Annabeth hissed and stomped off to a wild goose chase—— oops, I mean Percy chase. I know, I know, a good chapter is supposed to be walking into the sunset, but this emm, ‘special’ chapter ended in a wild,oops, I mean Percy chase. No, it’s not ending yet. Soon, the five unfriendly friends actually managed to find each other! But the fight didn’t end. (Though this chapter is about to end) Well, the friends walked off—— into the blazing hot, scorchingly burning sun. (I dunno if that counts as a sunset/good ending though.) P.S. written by Angel and fixed by ￠YNTHIA PPS well maybe sometimes the order changes. We will update everyday.
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