The Tale of the Zumpango Jungle(2)

2. If you want to go on and read, please sit tight 
and LET'S GET STARTED. 
WARNING:
EXTRA OBNOXIOUS STUFF
AHEAD ! IF YOU THINK
FISH FIGHTING AND STUFF
IS INAPPROPRIATE, PLEASE,
PLEASE
DON’T BE
A BABY!
I repeat myself : 
PLEASE 
DON’T 
BE
A
BABY

CH0 Intro
This book was created in order to kill boring time. Okay, okay, not the R.I.P. thing. Now Chinese e-book versions are also available. P. S.: Sorry, Mario Zelda Link Percy Annabeth fans. This book might include some stuff you don’t actually like. Or something. PPS: Link fans, I strongly recommend you to put down this book(or maybe your iPhone or whatever it is), run screaming out of your door , go to your nearest book shop ,and tell them to sell you some chocolate truffles.Believe me, you definitely won’t regret this!