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我诡计多端的人类男友/春日遐想
| 作者:楚寒衣青
| 晋江已完结 |
文案:
柏今意在路上好心救了个把自己卡进井盖里的笨蛋,笨蛋追上来做自我介绍。
他说他是个死神,实习的,手有点生。
他说听说你准备自杀,择日不如撞日,让我这就送你入土为安。
柏今意:……
简无绪很中意自己挑的勾魂第一单,不是生病,不是意外,就是纯纯的不想活了准备死,都不用做什么勾魂心理建设,干就完事。
没想到这个诡计多端的人类非说自己现在不能死,得过一段时间干完手上的活不给别人添麻烦才能死。
三天之后又三周,三周之后又三月。
活好多,根本做不完。
都tm是骗鬼!
简无绪气的苦酒入喉吨吨喝,边喝边掉眼泪。
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