If the poor man had a shirt(3)

Today's general, the poor man in the past, gradually becames lost and depressed. One day he passed by the piano room of palace and found that the singer was also lost. He asked the reason, and the singer replied: "Sir, since you came, the king suddenly came into power. I heard that he had to try every financial transaction, and there was no time to listen to my songs." The general wanted to sing a song to cheer him up, but he found that he couldn't even sing a note.

第一次发专栏。因为两个设备，一时想不到好的方法转过去。应友人邀，最终用中式英文写成，约二分之一自译，二分之一机翻，见谅。