诡秘外国网友评论节选意译 - 【1006-1022】(2)

我得澄清一个常见的误解……喜欢带单片眼镜并·不·是被寄生带来的副作用。我只是潮流先锋而已。每个见过我，和我交流过的人（是的，其中某些人——呃，很多人都“是”我），一般都会对我的潮流品位产生欣赏，然后就会想要在某种程度上以我为目标开始模仿——除了那些见到我就会尖叫逃跑的蠢蛋，他们宁愿转身就逃也不愿意学习什么叫做时尚。而且，戴单片眼镜多潮啊！这可是一种永恒的时尚呢，呵呵…
【这人ID叫做渎神者阿蒙】
（回复楼上）ResidentialPsycho
Oh man... This would make such a terrifying trend. I wonder if Klein and Leonard are going to jump when ever they encounter someone wearing a monocle.
哦天啊……这种潮流也太可怕了。不知道克莱恩还有伦纳德会不会一见到戴单片眼镜的人就吓到跳起来。
（回复楼上）BlasphemerAmon
Klein you say? Is that the name of the Evernight bizarro sorcerer? Thank you very much, I will take note of this... Actually, I would like to believe that this Klein you mentioned is a sophisticated and interesting person. So perhaps he will take a liking to monocles himself in the future. Yes! I would gladly welcome him to my little family! Perhaps I will make him into my Blessed, too? A Blessed of the Evernight being a Blessed of Amon at the same time... Wouldn't that be fun? 🧐

你说克莱恩？是那个黑夜家的诡法师的名字吗？非常感谢，我会好好记下的……事实上，我也觉得你提到的那个克莱恩是个精致而有趣的人。所以也许以后他自己也会喜欢上单片眼镜的。是的！我非常乐意欢迎他加入我的小家庭！也许我还能把他变成我的眷者？一个黑夜的眷者，同时又做了阿蒙的眷者……不是很有意思吗？🧐
（回复楼上）ResidentialPsycho: