littlepip的骚话大全(2)

<r m="1" mod="1"> 2. Profanity. This section contains samples of swearing considered taboo in society. In most cases, it contains abusive words designed to give a phrase more rigidity and edge. We recommend resorting to them only in the presence of ponies well-known to you who will not be offended by such an expression of emotions, and categorically do not recommend using them near foals, law enforcement officers and the Overmare/Overstallion. fuck! fuckity-fuck! fuck it with a horn! For fuck`s sake! Shut the fuck up! Go fuck yourself (themselves)! fuck your (their) asses with a hoof! (addressing a stallion) Bloody dragonfucker! Parasprite`s dick! Bloody bitch! Son of a bitch! Bloody cunt! (addressing a filly) Bloody whore! (applicable to unicorn/stallions) Sit on my horn and spin! motherfucking cocksucker! fucked up beyond all recognition! Kiss my ass, you shitty little motherfucking cocksucking bastard! Hoof me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck? 3. Blasphemy. This part contains ugly and dirty curses, which to some extent invlove the divine princesses Celestia and Luna. Many believe that mentioning them in such an ugly and rude way is a sin in itself, and our heavenly patrons may not tolerate such an attitude towards themselves. Therefore, use them only at your own risk. Oh fuck me with Celestia`s forehooves! Luna rape you (them) with her horn! Luna fuck me with the moon. Luna shitting moon rocks! Stick a horn where Celestia don`t shine! Solar-flaring orgasms of Celestia! Luna shove my cunt full of moonrocks and call me home. Celestia clop my clit with a hoof-full of sunfire! Luna`s tidal mareheat! Celestia suckle me! Celestia`s solar-flaring mareheat! Luna clop me with Her wings. Oh Goddesses fuck me in a three-way Celestia`s solar-heated libido! Luna-eclipsing orgasms! Holy hot sex with Celestia! Conclusion. It does not matter what kind of curses you use and how they interact with each other. Remember that the most important thing about any swearing is its relevance. The ability to be aware of where and when you can, and where and when you shouldn`t swear will help you to maintain your culture and not be considered vulgar, at the same time creating an image of a harsh and tough pony. Therefore, it will be best if you, before starting to demonstrate the knowledge gained from your book, evaluate under what conditions your team members consider swearing appropriate and what type of curses are most common among them. Good luck in this difficult but noble art! Bonus material. In truth, when our team of authors worked on this book, we did not expect to add any additional material after the conclusion. However, the opus presented below is, without a doubt, simply obliged to appear on these pages in view of its unconditional uniqueness and exceptional relevance. This text was kindly provided by a representative of the library of our Stable, who wished to remain anonymous, and is a well-documented tirade of a senior official who lived many centuries before the War. Its uniqueness lies in the fact that, with its impressive length and incredible variety of words used, it was expressed by the author without any preparation and without purpose to get into history, but only in order to reprimand the royal guard who had fallen asleep at the post. Through the efforts of Princess Celestia`s adjutant, this impromptu was preserved and recorded in its original form, and now, despite the abundance of long-obsolete words, it is certainly an example of unsurpassed mastery in the art of dirty, but such colorful and amazing swearing (and the amazing power of the lungs). You miserable bastard, bloody pants-pissing retard, motherfucking moron, buttfucked by a timberwolf, fart-smelling maggot, balllicking wanker, frigid son of a bitchy whore, zebra-humping insect-eating asshole, Discord`s scrotum sack, Tirek`s cocksucking excuse for a guard, cyka blyat, if I ever see you sorry ass asleep at the fucking post, then, for Celestia`s sake, I am gonna shove my hoof so far up your ass the water on my knee will quench your thirst before you can even fucking say "horseshit", do you fucking understand?! |*The following sections contain examples of swearing so rude and indecent that even a seasoned raider could enrich his vocabulary with more than one new phrase*</r>