丈夫干的(3)

他叫了另一个警察，叫我重复证词，从头开始，我照做了。
When he called in another officer, who asked me to repeat my account, from the top, I complied.
”我们在床上睡觉“我说道，”之后音乐响起“
“We were asleep in bed,” I told him, “when the music started.”
”音乐？“
“The music?”
”太尼·蒂姆的“我回到，是的新的尤克里里琴歌手和一个在强尼·卡森脱口秀上的女人结婚了。我知道这听起来很荒谬。之后我随口唱了下那首歌。”困扰你的事情从未困扰我，我很开心且很好，呼哈！“
“Tiny Tim,” I answered. Yes, the novelty ukulele singer who married a woman on Johnny Carson. I was aware how ridiculous it sounded. And then I imitated the song, complete with falsetto voice, “Things that bother you never bother me, I feel happy and fine, huh-hah!”

警察停下手中的笔。他看向我。”之后呢？“
The policeman's pen halted. He looked up at me. “And then?”
”气泡机“
“The bubble machine.”
”气泡？“他质疑到，早就认定我在浪费他时间。
“Bubbles?” He hissed the question. Already decided I was wasting his time.
”如果你搜查一下我的住所，我敢肯定到处都是泡沫--“
“Please, if you perform even a cursory search of my residence, I'm sure there will be soap residue all over--”