第十四章：幸运之神眷顾阿尔文(10)
’ In which case I’ll be fine, thought Hiccup, slightly hysterically, because quite apart from being horribly itchy, that helmet never fitted. ‘But I,’ smiled Alvin, ‘have thought of a far neater plan. You see,’ said Alvin, ‘the reason that this Traitor- boy Hiccup can never be a King like me, is that to be a King you have to be strong and make tough decisions. Hiccup is weak,’ sneered Alvin. ‘He is too soft to be a King. ‘HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK THE THIRD!’ cried Alvin the Treacherous. ‘GIVE YOURSELF UP, OR I SHALL KILL…
THIS BOY.’
Alvin the Treacherous reached out with one arm and grabbed the nearest member of the Hooligan Tribe that he could see, and held his wicked hook to that boy’s throat. Now, the boy he grabbed happened to be Snotlout. Alvin, you see, had forgotten that Hiccup and Snotlout were sworn enemies. He just knew that Hiccup was a member of the Hooligan Tribe and therefore would be sentimental about Hooligans and therefore grabbed the closest Hooligan he could find. ‘Here I say,’ objected Snotlout in astonishment, ‘I’m not a slave, I’m a Warrior! And I’m your loyal subject, King Alvin. I was the one who told your mother about Hiccup having the Slavemark…
THIS BOY.’
Alvin the Treacherous reached out with one arm and grabbed the nearest member of the Hooligan Tribe that he could see, and held his wicked hook to that boy’s throat. Now, the boy he grabbed happened to be Snotlout. Alvin, you see, had forgotten that Hiccup and Snotlout were sworn enemies. He just knew that Hiccup was a member of the Hooligan Tribe and therefore would be sentimental about Hooligans and therefore grabbed the closest Hooligan he could find. ‘Here I say,’ objected Snotlout in astonishment, ‘I’m not a slave, I’m a Warrior! And I’m your loyal subject, King Alvin. I was the one who told your mother about Hiccup having the Slavemark…
第五人格阿尔瓦乙女
