字数:3.1万字(12.1)
简介:
好想吃波奇酱的软饭呀。
让她每天弹吉他养我,而我出去拿波奇酱的钱去打小钢珠。
晚上打波奇酱要钱。
打完了还痛哭流涕抱着她喊,"对不起,我又生气了,离了你我就活不下去了'来CPU她。
反正她肯定只能支支吾吾的原谅我,然后每天躲在被子里哭。
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最后我要把波奇酱的吉他拿去卖掉,然后看着波奇哭着求我的样子。
但现在,我变成了女孩子,而波奇酱就在我眼前,我该怎么办?
那我就借着打钢珠的名义出去打灰,晚上借着打波奇酱的名义,
给她按摩,等到她躲在被子里哭时,再出去打工。
回家前再喝的浑身酒气,说着要卖掉她的吉他,来吓唬她,把她吓到乐队基地,而我则可以筹备她的演唱会。
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