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神棍的演讲(2)

2024-03-27虚构 来源:百合文库
“最后,他们说,神灵说不杀生、不看重钱,为什么神灵自己却要肉和纸钱?这看起来很奇怪,但是我相信神灵自有他的道理,而我们能做的就是信奉神灵。我很幸运,因为信奉了神灵,我过上了好生活。我相信,因为信奉神灵,你们能过得比我还好。”
" FRIENDS, why are we here, i think some of you maybe already know. the others don't know, but surely have heard about those rumors. 
" when i heard those rumors, i couldn't believe those even can affect you. but then, i told myself that's ok, your understanding aren't very good. still you have a long distance to go through.

神棍的演讲


" first thing first, they said our bodies don't have Qi, instand, we have 'hormone', 'dopamine' and such such stuff. what a joke. FRIENDS! those are all Qi. today they change its name, then you all believed them?! they were INCORRECT! our ancestor made complex be simple. let us to grasp it easier. but you all don't understand. alas~
" then, they told you that we are too lazy to study science. friends, do you forget what my friend, Tom ( the head of American universty ), said at last year's celebration? he and his team already figure out human body's secret—— the more sincere you are ,the longer you can live and the more lucky you can get. that's THE real science. and are we lazy? we burn incense three times everyday, no matter how tired we are,how hot the weather is and how cold. friends! those are iron evidences that let they shut up.
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