【第十集】黑狐狸(3)

"那你为什么dye his hair啊？他让你做的吗？"我觉得有点奇怪。
"我也不知道。Yesterday some hair dye material I bought for my mom by淘宝 arrived。然后他看见了，开始看我的东西without permission。我就开玩笑问他你要不要dye your hair，他居然说要！I was like 'wtf'!"
Wtf.
"我问他是说真的吗，他说是，而且还很严肃，还问我会不会dye。我会，但很久没做过了。然后我就觉得帮他dye可以锻炼我的技术吧，所以我就当作一次experiment了。我觉得最后效果很好，但他的眉毛和胡子还是红色的，所以哈哈哈哈哈哈！"
"But...为什么你不帮他一起dye眉毛和胡子呢？"我怀疑这是小苏故意搞的恶作剧。
"因为我不会啊！I don't really like him, but I also didn't want to ruin his face!"

"Well, in a sense, you did ruin something, didn't you? I mean he now has red brows and a black...mane?"
"Nah, he asked me to do it. And he didn't complain when I was done. Oh my goodness, it was hilarious！"
"Anyway, why are you still laughing? 你昨天做的事，今天还在笑？"其实我也觉得有点...好笑。
"因为刚才我看到他出去，保安跟他说'Hello，眉毛真酷'哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！"
I'm ded.