3-第八章：恐吓外邦人课(9)
The First Kidnapper was holding a couple of double-headed axes the size of dinner plates, and he threw one of these as hard as he could in Gobber's direction. The axe flew through the air, missed Gobber's head by a hair' s-breadth, and pinned him to the wall by his beard.
"AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" gurgled Gobber, unable to move and gazing at the shining blade less than a centimeter from his nose.
"HE WHO IS MOVING, PLEASE, LOSES ZE HEAD, AND ZE DRAGONS ALSO," yelled the First Kidnapper, speaking very badly in Norse* and swinging the other axe round his head.
Not a boy or a dragon moved.
"Okey-dokey please," continued the First Kidnapper in a quieter voice. "Give us what we is wantings and nobody she gets hurt. Which one of you is being the Heir to the Hairy Hooligans?"
Everyone was silent.
"No make me get cross, please ..." warned the First Kidnapper.
"You no like her when she is cross," said the second one, fingering his axe lovingly.
*Norse is the language all Vikings speak.
"AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" gurgled Gobber, unable to move and gazing at the shining blade less than a centimeter from his nose.
"HE WHO IS MOVING, PLEASE, LOSES ZE HEAD, AND ZE DRAGONS ALSO," yelled the First Kidnapper, speaking very badly in Norse* and swinging the other axe round his head.
Not a boy or a dragon moved.
"Okey-dokey please," continued the First Kidnapper in a quieter voice. "Give us what we is wantings and nobody she gets hurt. Which one of you is being the Heir to the Hairy Hooligans?"
Everyone was silent.
"No make me get cross, please ..." warned the First Kidnapper.
"You no like her when she is cross," said the second one, fingering his axe lovingly.
*Norse is the language all Vikings speak.
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