听力考试

“必修三Unit 2单元测试，Ding~Dong~”
“嗯？”我放下笔，抬起头。我已经听了两次听力，单元测试后明明要加一句英语试卷3.1的，为什么没有？
说来也怪，当我从QQ再次打开这个听力文件时，弹出的不是音乐播放器，而是一个类似于nazo的页面。只不过底部中间的播放键暂时打消了我的疑问。
“No.1，咔嚓。您的面部图片已发至后台。在保持和图片姿态一致,不遮挡面部的前提下，请在一分钟内乔装，易容，改变神态。温馨提示：页面已锁定。本题2分，放弃得0.5分，答题必得一分，作弊0分，延时一分钟扣0.5分，扣完即止。欢迎使用非科技手段。Your face picture has been sent to the background. Under the premise of keeping the same posture as the picture and not covering the face, please disguise, change your face and look within one minute. Warm tip: the page is locked. 2 points for this question, 0.5 points for giving up, 1 point for answering the question, 0 point for cheating, 0.5 point for delaying one minute, and the point will stop after the deduction. Welcome to non-technical means.”一段悦耳女声传出来。
嗯？什么鬼，what the hell？什麼鬼？何の鬼ですか？Quoi?
我嗖地站起来，我没开摄像头呀，她是怎么拍的照？
我又检查主机，用力按下启动键。
“页面已锁定，请勿强制退出，请勿强制退出。”这回换了一个机械的男电子音。
“我，™，出鬼了吧！”
“时间到，咔嚓，您无视考试流程，视为放弃，得0.5分。Time over.You ignore the examination process and are deemed to have given up; 0.5 points.”
“No.2，请退后，请退后，请退后。Please step back, step back, step back.……好，谢谢配合。OK，……”
“Wait！”
“想干嘛，你。”我被这一声wait吓了一跳。
“Can you speak English？”
“what are you saying？”
“那我就不用说中文啰。”不知何时，又换成女的声音了。