【依样画蛋蛋】三国演义的作者罗贯中,暗示拖延症害死了庞统
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三国演义的作者罗贯中,
暗示拖延症害死了庞统,
耒阳县积压百余日卷宗,
落凤坡到眼前才去查证,
比起博望坡时孔明出征,
地理风貌早已了然于胸,
豫山安林比向导官还清,
庞统身处绝地才去探明,
这样不单算是拖延典型,
而且拖延状症病得不轻,
总自比管乐的卧龙先生,
打发孙乾糜竺后勤庆功,
评价徐庶只用名士相称,
却赞庞统十倍于己才能,
这言语出于自负的卧龙,
可见凤雏不是徒有虚名,
十倍能力表现却是持平,
显然是少干了活的证明,
若是先把战前准备制定,
也不至于枉死慌乱阵中,
虽然小说不是正史正经,
一家解读讲述世故人情,
看了不信权当笑话来听,
若觉可信用来自勉慎行,
凤雏拖延都能危及性命,
凡人拖延更是危害不轻。