【依样画蛋蛋】#烟火人间#:谁是你娃儿的爸?报销堕胎费请找他!
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听到你怀孕的消息,
我本来想包个红包给你,
结果你说我兄弟把你拉黑不再联系,
我听得一脸懵逼,
怀疑我兄弟唐璜附体,
所以才要始乱终弃,
我兄弟打电话来告诉我别再理你,
我还劝他不要不懂得珍惜,
娃都有了还折腾个屁?
他欲言又止的告诉我别再说下去,
后来我才知道因为所以,
我的内心已经无力,
就问姐姐是不是八爪鱼?
到底有几条腿可以劈?
原以为食东宿西荒诞不羁,
不想现实版本可以升级,
谁给你的勇气找我兄弟?
知不知道对不上日期!
孩子他爸人在哪里?
亲子鉴定多少可以帮助你,
有个孩子其实也不容易,
赶紧找孩子亲爹收拾残局。