【依样画蛋蛋】丢三落四君,难道是四次元生物?
![【依样画蛋蛋】丢三落四君,难道是四次元生物?](data:image/jpg;base64,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)
完全不知道当时在想啥?
回过神来发现一只手套没有啦!
从小到大手套的结局都是丢,
不是一只就是两只一起溜,
宅友说她是个经常脱线的妞,
天然有点呆的笨蛋经常神游,
丢三落四的毛病病的不轻,
果然小孩子的手套得挂绳。
对于这种说法她必须表示抗议,
手套是小物件哪能盯仔细,
手干活的时候难免分散注意,
一个不留神手套不见踪迹,
说她笨蛋脱线她必须怼回去,
她想问题的逻辑难道不清晰?
丢三落四不代表瑞兽附体,
四次元生物肯定不是自己,
挂绳那种事情她早已远离,
你若夸她萌萌请把呆字收回去,
说她天然可爱就可以。