【福华同人】两篇英文短文

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Sherlock Holmes and John Waston
1
 J:Do you like chocolate ?
S:Well,I don’t like normal chocolate.But I like that on your lips. 
J:You go away.
2
S:Do you listen to that interesting song,John? 
J:What?
S:It sings that if a man has an apple and he puts a pen into it,then he will get an apple pen.
J:(keep silent and have nothing to say)
S:So why don’t we try to have a John Holmes?
J:This is not interesting at all!